Slumber Party? How About Party Slumber?

I fell asleep at a party in the west Bronx last night. In a room full of rowdy, none too sober people. I was sitting on a couch with my half empty cup of pale pink jungle juice at my feet, which hurt so bad from the ridiculous heels I was wearing. I just leaned my (only slightly spinning) head on Sean's shoulder and passed the fuck out. How does someone fall asleep at a social gathering? As my good friend vomited into a nearby garbage can I remained unconscious, sweetly oblivious. Apparently a few people approached me to see if I was alright. I guess I was snoring. So weird.